The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that dickhead Stanley Johnson

24th February 2023

WAKING in a small boat in English waters beside a slumbering Suella Braverman, surrounded by empty gin bottles, I recollect how I arrived at my present pass.

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My hard, diligent work has fixed Johnson's broken Brexit deal. He tells me I can shove it up my arse

23rd February 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s caretaker prime minister