The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that's more than enough Liz f**king Truss, thanks

19th April 2024

WAKING up on a bed of empty rum bottles, my anus emitting wind at a prodigious rate and my head thudding as if a small, angry, right-wing man were trapped inside it, I sip a gallon of water to restore my faculties and reflect upon a recent financial initiative.

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All camel's eyes and sheep's bollocks: The gammon food critic goes Moroccan

18th April 2024

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who thinks we should stop wasting money on foreign aid and give it to British pensioners struggling to afford a Saga cruise.