The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the bottomless idiocy of Susan fucking Hall

8th December 2023

WAKING caked in vomit, my head pounding like Mr Fred Flintstone at his front door and my underwear clearly bearing a double load but otherwise fine, I recall this week’s events.

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'A press conference to tell everyone to vote for your shit?' my wife says. 'So we are at late Theresa May'

7th December 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s least patient prime minister