The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the Dalai Lama? Dalai Paedo, more likely

14th April 2023

WAKING up slumped over the top of the railings at Buckingham Palace, I blearily recall visiting King Charles to let him know I would not be attending his coronation as I was working the next morning and fancied having Saturday off.

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Mash Blind Date: 'What do I do? Recently I've been texting my exes with the less-than-ideal news they might have VD'

13th April 2023

MARKETING executive Lucy Parry, 29, is looking for love. STD victim James Bates, 30, is looking for a cream that will make it less painful to urinate. Will romance blossom?