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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the eternal irony of Suella fucking Braverman

WAKING with a severe head cold, sneezing uncontrollably, I realise that I have chosen quite the day for it. 

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I know HS2's cancelled. You know HS2's cancelled. So why go through the painful charade of announcing it?

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, taking the tough decisions one rail link at a time

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