The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the eternal puzzle of whether the Earth is round or flat

16th May 2025

WAKING up with a hangover that would cause a blue whale to turn green and let out farts and belches generating waves liable to upend distant fishing boats, I reflect on my week.

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A white home counties roadman wants you to keep schtum, coz man 'as a fake ID, innit

15th May 2025

FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, is an adult now. Because he’s paid someone dodgy to prove it with a fake ID.