The Archbishop of Canterbury on… The Guardian, not obsessing about Sydney Sweeney in this lengthy article about her

WAKING with a hangover so intense that I usefully throw up my appendix, I take on my customary gallons of water and am about to retire to bed when there is a knock at the door. 

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You can get pregnant from a toilet seat: six true sex myths with the Mash sex columnist

HAVE well-meaning people tried to debunk the sex myths you grew up with? Throw their lies back into their rationalist faces, because each of these is an actual fact: 

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