The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the joy and magic of fucking Christmas

WAKING with a familiar, dreaded sensation around my hindquarters, I realise that owing to an excess of spirituous liquor I have once again befouled myself. 

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Apparently Christmas is a time for forgiveness. So I forgive you, Britain

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s appropriately festive prime minister

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