The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the Met, totally successful at stopping terrorism by elderly women

WAKING up with a hangover so horrible that my first act of the day is to shave my tongue, I reflect on a week which saw church and politics mix in controversial fashion. 

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HELLO, I’m Ryan Gosling and you may be entitled to compensation. Yes, that’s the Hollywood heartthrob and star of La La Land. I earn a bit on the side making compo claim calls. Why not?

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