The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the Post Office bastards

12th January 2024

WAKING with something of a morning head, possibly due to the cold snap, I also find myself projecting frequent plumes of brightly coloured vomit. I had partaken of shots.

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'Radio 4 tomorrow morning, Mr Starmer,' says my PA. Well that's put paid to my 11am orgy

11th January 2024

I HAD no idea being leader of the opposition, with a date in Downing Street later this year, would mean cancelling so many sex parties.