The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the right to offend tedious old pseudo-intellectual bellends

20th December 2024

WAKING with a hangover that has turned my blood quite green and my faeces purple, I reflect on the sermon I delivered yesterday and my remarks upon the festive season.

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A white home counties roadman goes gangsta carol rappin'

19th December 2024

FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has brought festive cheer to local residents with his mandem crew bustin’ Christmas tunes.