The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the shite parade of Eurovision

WAKING in my own bed, calling for a cleric to fetch hither my breakfast of grilled kippers and my usual tincture of laudanum and absinthe, I enjoy my first Sunday morning off in years. 

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Secretly I'm a bit of a nerd. So I've hit Tokyo with an anime want-list like you wouldn’t believe

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, the Ultraman of prime ministers 

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