The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the shocking news that Facebook has fact-checkers

​​WAKING with a hangover so intense I have my secretary make inquiries with the Swiss authorities as to whether they provide assisted decapitation, I recall my recent run-in with Elon Musk.

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The reason Keir Starmer is protecting the grooming gangs? He is their kingpin

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who has challenged ‘Sir’ Sadiq Khan to a duel

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