The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the Telegraph, nostalgic for being dangerously dehydrated

26th June 2026

WAKING with a hangover so intense dogs can hear it and their owners are wondering why they are howling uncontrollably, I sip several gallons of mineral water and reflect on an encounter with Mr Andrew Burnham.

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Seafood, and why you can never, ever trust it, by Harry Kane

25th June 2026

HELLO! It’s lantern-jawed striker, England icon and seafood sceptic Harry Kane here, fresh off the back of a true World Cup classic against Ghana.