The Archbishop of Canterbury on... those flat-track bastards at the Sun

14th July 2023

WAKING up with a dry feeling in my mouth, as if having eaten a pair of corduroy trousers, I sweep aside the empty bottles atop my duvet and recall the events of the past few days.

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All the sexiest scenes from Nadine Dorries's novel about Boris Johnson

13th July 2023

NADINE Dorries has put her pen to work writing a novel about the downfall of her friend, hero and erotic obsession Boris Johnson. These are the good bits: