The Archbishop of Canterbury on… those sickeningly offensive New Year fireworks

WAKING with a hangover that is literally headsplitting – a mixture of red, green and cerebral matter is trickling from a gash in my forehead – I apply a plaster and reflect on my New Year sermon.

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Your astrological week ahead for December 27th, with Psychic Bob

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