The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Trump: Basil Fawlty without the excellent social skills

WAKING with a hangover so hurricane-like in its intensity I am surprised the Met Office have not named it Hangover Jeanette or somesuch, I imbibe several gallons of water and ring for my clerk. 

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The scales have fallen from my eyes. Trump is useless. Netanyahu is daddy now

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who salutes her mortgage going up

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