The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Trump: making you nostalgic for the good times of Covid

WAKING with a hangover so excruciating that when I urinate onto the pavement below my chambers a small, black, hissing crater is formed, I shut the window and reflect on another week in the interface between church and politics. 

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Transcript of a press conference about whether President Trump sharted, 5-2-26

LEAVITT: Okay, everyone sit down, settle down. Any liberal media in here? You’re already wrong and what you write about this is lies. Good? Good. 

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