The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Trump, not the best person to be making piggy comparisons

WAKING up with a hangover so physically harmful my toilet bowl melts when I urinate in it, I reflect on another momentous week in ecclesiastical affairs. 

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Why I tracked and killed the seagull who nicked my chips, by Cynthia Erivo

HI there my little witches! Your beloved Cynthia here. I hope you’ve all been holding some space for me!

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