The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Trump - soon just an orange puddle with a combover in it?

2nd August 2024

WAKING with a hangover which makes me contemplate self-decapitation, I recall my inadvertent involvement in the Opening Ceremony of the 2024 Olympic Games.

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A white home counties roadman gets a summer job workin' for da cold hard cash

1st August 2024

14-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, is da big business bruh after gettin’ a job in a garage.