The Archbishop of Canterbury on… who's up for three hours of Sting singing about ships?

29th May 2026

WAKING with a hangover so intense it raises the room temperature from 33 to 38 degrees, I sip down several gallons of water and reflect on another notable week in my pastoral career.

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Visit the Aldi middle aisle with Sir Paul McCartney

28th May 2026

HI folks! Sir Paul McCartney here. Beatles legend. Affable Scouser. Macca to his mates. I’m doing my famous thumbs up with my mouth open. You love that, don’t you? Well it is bloody iconic.