The Archbishop of Canterbury says... farewell to that arsehole Boris Johnson

8th July 2022

I AWAKE dangling from a spire atop Westminster Abbey by the belt loop of my trousers, my cassock over my head, my garters visible to all below as I slowly rotate.

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What Boris Johnson's divorce speech was like, based on his resignation speech

7th July 2022

GOOD afternoon family. It is clearly the will of your mother that she should be the new head of the household and effectively your new father.