The Archbishop of Canterbury's review of the fucking year

WAKING with a head that feels like the site of bear defecation, my tongue the size of a pillow and my eyes awash with blood but otherwise chipper, I reflect on last week’s carol service. 

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2023 has been the year of Rishi. 'Like 1996 was the year of John Major,' says my wife

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, 2023’s only prime minister (!)

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