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'The early bird catches the worm' and other proverbs I don't understand. By Orlando Bloom

ORLANDO Bloom, noted thespian, Mr Katy Perry and former elf, reveals the everyday proverbs which continue to leave him baffled.

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A confused millennial tries to… party like they used to in the 90s

By Josh Gardner, who asked his father whether he was Blur or Oasis in the war

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