The food's shit, but at least my clothes are in fashion: The gammon food critic's 70s retro party

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic, who thinks if Luis Rubiales had known he’d be getting all this shit he may as well have tried tongues.

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This week in Mash History: Stravinsky drops diss track, 1927

REGARDED as one of the 20th century’s great composers, Stravinsky is pivotal to modernism and the bloke your dad guesses for all music questions on University Challenge.

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