The six high-profile sexual dalliances I will enjoy as England manager, by Thomas Tuchel

16th October 2024

YOU have appointed an unmarried foreigner to manage England and, in accordance with tradition in this role, I shall put it about. Here’s the six I favour:

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This week in Mash History: Jane Austen invents the genre of rich people shagging, 1813

14th October 2024

FROM Bridgerton to Gossip Girl to Prince Harry’s autobiography, nothing gets the popular imagination going better than high net-worth coitus.