The very worst places to hide your sex toys, with the Mash sex columnist

6th June 2023

YOU get one, then an upgrade, then a quick-and-easy handbag-sized one for dates, and suddenly you’ve got a whole battalion of sex toys doing the grunt work for you.

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My six facial expressions, by Vin Diesel

5th June 2023

FAST & Furious star Vin Diesel has more hit movies than he has facial expressions, but only if you count all the F&F films separately. Otherwise it’s fewer.