The Whites-Only Healing Field and a Spitfire flypast: My dream of a right-wing Glastonbury

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who believes we can kill two birds with one stone by making Starmer the Shah of Iran

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A confused millennial tries to… aura farm his way through a job interview

By Josh Gardner, who put ‘manifesting’ under the skills section of his CV

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