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There is a new racism. And it is directed to parents and pupils at fee-paying schools

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist slightly to the right of Hitler

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Let's move to a city in the midst of marshes where the locals carry wooden clubs! This week: Kilkenny

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