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They can't have Boris's pandemic texts because our love cannot not be stripped bare at a public inquiry. Also all the criminal shit

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s First Lady and Princess of Hearts

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The bastard offspring of Grease and a horny GI: The gammon food critic hits the 1950s all-American diner

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who’s now ready to admit that fair enough, Boris took the piss

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