They were the baddies in the war: ten facts I'm just now learning about Germany, by Harry Kane

16th August 2023

I PREFER American football, but my transfer to the Dallas Cowboys fell through so I came to Bayern Munich instead. Did you know that’s in Germany? I didn’t, or this:

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Blaming the French: is there any problem it doesn't solve?

15th August 2023

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who thinks Legionella is too good for them