This week in Mash History: Constantine decides religion is over-complicated and needs a reboot, 312

TODAY the whole world is happy and settled in its Christianity, except for Muslims and a few stubborn others. But did you know this was not always the case?

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Six former indie darlings desperate enough to do a Just Eat advert

IF Craig David has had to resort to singing about food delivery, these lesser musicians with no dignity left to lose would probably jump at the chance to do a takeaway ad.

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