Transcript of press conference on the war being over, won, Europe's to fight and the best is yet to come

2nd April 2026

With White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, a perfectly ordinary 28-year-old powered by infinite hate

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How to tell if your girlfriend has climaxed without troubling to ask, with the Mash sex columnist

30th March 2026

WOMEN are proud, shy creatures, who keep their metaphorical cards close to their heaving chests. Has she come? Or not? Might you be offended if you ask?