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'We could dig pits,' says Suella, 'and throw them all down them?' Off-camera, my wife makes the idiot face

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s toughest-on-immigration prime minister

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The IKEA cafe with pickled herring: The gammon food critic goes Scandi

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who thinks Boris Johnson only did what everyone was up to

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