We won two world wars to put up with this bollocks: The gammon food critic visits a bierkeller

5th September 2024

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who’s having to pay for his winter holiday in Benidorm himself now the leftie bastards have stopped his fuel payments.

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How to judge other people's shopping baskets while they're judging yours

4th September 2024

SHOPPING late? Judging others by the content of their baskets, while never imagining they’re doing exactly the same to you? This is what you both think: