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What did I first notice about my beautiful multi-millionaire wife? Her smile

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most recent prime minister

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Kinky Christmas sex presents you'll both pretend you never bought each other

WHO’S naughty? Who’s nice? Whose relationship has become nothing but boringly nice when it used to be spiritedly naughty?

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