'What if we say this is the real election, you lose, we go home?' my wife asked. And it made sense to me

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most downwardly-spiralling prime minister

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The Wham-O Frisbee: the next six toys I'd like to portray on film, by Margot Robbie

BARBIE star Margot Robbie doesn’t want to stop at the iconic doll. Ahead of the movies release, she details the next five plastic toys she longs to portray: 

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