Why everyone's acting outraged I don't know. It's either suck him off or get pregnant

30th June 2022

YOU can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs. And you can’t deliver a revitalised, youthful, radical Downing Street without sucking dick.

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Cooking chicken by sunlight is free! Summer money-saving tips from a penny-pinching expert

29th June 2022

WARM weather sees some get out the paddling pool or barbecue. But to me, it’s a time to stop paying through the nose for gas when the sun is right there.