Why I still shoplift from newsagents, by Timothée Chalamet

PIN-UP and Wonka star Chalamet tells us why fame hasn’t changed him and he still sticks a Yorkie up his jumper whenever he pops into a high street newsagent: 

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Mash Blind Date: 'She's not the kind of model I thought she'd be and that's not fair'

CAN Oliver O’Connor, aged 25, get over the fact 24-year-old Lucy Parry is simultaneously a professional model and somehow not the best-looking woman he has ever seen?

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