Why won't British leftists say bad things about Charlie Kirk so I can get them fired?

18th September 2025

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who knew Mandelson was a wrong ‘un and knows Trump isn’t

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Mash Blind Date: 'Is he the red-blooded male whose sacrifice will please the Old Ones, or too handsy?'

15th September 2025

HANNAH Tomlinson, known to her coven as 28-year-old Isolde Hexebane, wonders if Tom Logan, aged 28, is The One whose sacrifice her dark masters crave?