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You could stick a banger up a cat's arse in my day: The gammon food critic's bonfire party

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who reckons those women Andrew shagged were pretty fit, actually.

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VIOLENT hatred and hopeless attraction can be hard to tell apart, as proven by both science and Killing Eve. 

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