You'd think they'd be too busy blowing each other up to make dinner: The gammon food critic's Middle Eastern experience

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who might have voted for Starmer if he’d known he’d be so much like Maggie.

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This week in Mash History: Dr Edward Jenner invents vaccines and tiny, tiny microchips to go in them, 1796

THE discovery that harmless cowpox inoculated against deadly smallpox saved humanity from a disease that killed one in every ten people, while causing bothersome injections from local pharmacists. 

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