Your astrological week ahead for April 11th, with Psychic Bob

11th April 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… how could Wireless have guessed Kanye was into Nazis?

10th April 2026

WAKING with a hangover whose painful pulsing could be detected by the crew of the Artemis II spacecraft, I look back on another week in which a prominent politician sought my counsel.