Your astrological week ahead for April 19th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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A white home counties roadman is ghosted by da wasteman Heaster Bunny

FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has unfortunately not received any Easter eggs due to him being all grown-up now.

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