Your astrological week ahead for April 26th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Ricky Gervais, happy to be inspected by the Toilet Police

WAKING with a hangover so intense I feel it would require a guillotine rather than an aspirin to remedy, I reflect on the passing of Pope Francis and my decision to apply for his job.

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