Your astrological week ahead for August 30th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... how can things 'get a lot worse'? Cannibalism?

WAKING up with a particularly intense hangover following a late evening with a convention of Mother Superiors, I realise that I have grown a second head, this being the only way my constitution could cope with the cerebral strain of my imbibing.

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