Your astrological week ahead for August 8th, with Psychic Bob

8th August 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Clarkson, shaming the unemployed with his bullshit jobs

7th August 2026

WAKING with a hangover so dehydrating my brain has shrunk to the size of a small artichoke, I consume six gallons of citrus-infused water and receive my first visitors of the day.