Your astrological week ahead for February 14th, with Psychic Bob

14th February 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Pam Bondi, attorney general or shitfaced Ryanair passenger?

13th February 2026

WAKING with a hangover so excruciating my head feels like a timpani being pounded with sledgehammers by a 15-foot half-man, half-gorilla, I drink ten gallons of water and open a letter concerning a trust fund I set up.