Your astrological week ahead for February 28th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the shameful bloodsport of persecuting Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

WAKING with a hangover so excruciating that in desperation I bite my dog, as a dog’s hair apparently alleviates the effect, I masticate thoughtfully on fur and reflect on a momentous few days.

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