Your astrological week ahead for January 24th, with Psychic Bob

24th January 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… shafting Andy Burnham, another brilliant vote-winning Labour idea

23rd January 2026

WAKING with a hangover so intense I make a mental note to compose a sermon titled ‘The Sin Of Sluggishness: Scientists’ Failure To Make Any Advance In Head Transplant Surgery’, and reflect upon another momentous week.